Rich Snail

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I just stumbled upon this hilarious uncyclopedia entry on Snails and felt compelled to share it. Extract:

Snails are rich slugs who can afford housing. Essentially, a snail is the equivalent of a hard-working slug achieving the American dream thanks to the grace of God and Sam Walton.